ruben_A_ruiz

About Ruben_a_ruiz

my name is Ruben. =]

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Ruben_a_ruiz's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HWS / Friday 15 April 2011 05:47 / Canada

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FrOsTy25 / Wednesday 13 April 2011 22:57 /

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sophie / Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:36 / United States

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tibblesthepengwin - / Sunday 14 February 2010 17:43 / United Kingdom

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 8 April 2011 23:42 / United States

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It's in the can!

Consolation prize

I agree, my mouse works.

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

One more and it's business time