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Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51090) - you deserved it (4189)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

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Dump his sorry ass

#1 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:10am by Cusefan5

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get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

#6 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:13am by fakan

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