Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Top comments
Cusefan5 6
Dump his sorry ass
fakan 4
get a new mister that won't screw your sister.
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Comments (117)
ilovemychem 22
Get another mister
jdeezy01 13
Roses are red Violets are blue You slept with my sister Damn right I'm breaking up with you!
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
Bravo, jdeezy01! Bravo!
imhope 23
You deserve a new mister. FYL
MysticMonkey 9
Who says romance is dead?
MrSassypants 34
"Only if you don't get another, since I ****** your brother."
happyevil 10
YES! Damn I so wanted to write that...
rob02 19
yeah, you should probably get a new mister
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's bad enough when it happens between best friends, but that a sister can do that to you is beyond me. Hope you'll dump his ass and you'll give an earful to your sis, OP.
Zimmington 21
Let's take a shot every time some says "dump him" "you mean ex right?" or "you can do better than him"
junkman6 22
Only about 20 comments in and that's 8 shots.... Worse than doing shots every time someone cusses in "Boondock Saints"
Myo_fml 20
I'd rather not die.
Zimmington 21
"Get a new mister" seems to be their choice of words today but hey no one said this would be easy *takes shot*
happyevil 10
What about stupid comment #19? Like the guy above me... Well I guess I better get started.
sarahhanlen 11
That is terrible! You need to talk to both of them, you deserve a boyfriend who won't sleep with your sister. And your sister need to understand how wrong it is to do that you.
LissaMccracken 23
I think that her sister already understands it's wrong, she probably just doesn't care...
JMichael 26
Write one ending in "I don't mean to be a bitch, but it's time for you to hit the ditch."