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By James4929 - 8/1/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
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By  CyclonePsycho  |  1

You know Twinklestar, I am glad you are privileged enough to be able to fly first-class anytime you want. But the rest of us simply can't chose the more expensive options. It's not up to everyone else to adjust themselves accordingly because children are roaming around the plane like little demons. YOU need to control YOUR kids. Is it too much to ask that school-aged kids not act like maniacs in tight crowded spaces?

Just because we expect that kind of crap doesn't mean we should tolerate it.

Sure she was just going to the bathroom. But why wasn't she walking? Babies and toddlers acting up is one thing, but that girl should have been taught better than to run down the aisle of a plane.

Nine years old is old enough to know how to behave in public. She's not "little" by any standards.

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  flyinmysoup  |  0

maybe you shouldn't call him a loser, but rather "THE PUNISHER." There's a good chance that little girl will grow up and do some horrible, bitchy thing in the future. The OP just punished her preemptively.

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  Bojanglies  |  0

Loser? or Winner? I think this man has finally broken the man-slapping barrier that women have held sacred for years. Now let it be known, that men can clothesline little girls when they get out of control!

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  Shady_R  |  0

You're being awfully dramatic. It was an accident. The kid was out of control and if anyone did anything wrong, it was the parents who didn't have better control of their kid. By comparing it to partner abuse, you minimizing the awfulness that is partner abuse.

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By  koolitaliano  |  0

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  CyclonePsycho  |  1

You know Twinklestar, I am glad you are privileged enough to be able to fly first-class anytime you want. But the rest of us simply can't chose the more expensive options. It's not up to everyone else to adjust themselves accordingly because children are roaming around the plane like little demons. YOU need to control YOUR kids. Is it too much to ask that school-aged kids not act like maniacs in tight crowded spaces?

Just because we expect that kind of crap doesn't mean we should tolerate it.

Sure she was just going to the bathroom. But why wasn't she walking? Babies and toddlers acting up is one thing, but that girl should have been taught better than to run down the aisle of a plane.

Nine years old is old enough to know how to behave in public. She's not "little" by any standards.

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  gingersnapper  |  0

Don't blame the kids, blame the lazy, indulgent parents.

Whenever I fly Aeroflot, there's almost never any screaming kids. Why? The eastern European parents keep them from making a scene.

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  Twinklestar  |  0

Actually Cyclone, it's not up to everyone else to adjust their plans because you are intolerant. If you can't afford a car and take public transport, you have to deal with the other people taking public transport. If you can't afford to fly first class you have to deal with the fact that children will be on that flight and that babies will cry when their ears hurt, young children will get bored sitting for 10+ hours on long flights, and sometimes older children might run to the bathroom.

If the kid on the OPs plane was "running around like a maniac" he would have heard her coming, so don't exaggerate. Most likely she was hurrying to the bathroom. Running to the bathroom is hardly misbehaving, especially if she is bored as hell on a long haul flight. Get a grip.

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By  amberbby69  |  6

Haha, i would've loved to seen your face and the faces of everyone around you. lol Oh well, the parent shouldn't even be mad. It's her fault for not being able to control her 9 year old daughter. Who just decides to run in an airplane?!

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