Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Cusefan5 6
Dump his sorry ass
fakan 4
get a new mister that won't screw your sister.
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Comments (117)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
it's only okay when both of them agree,, yes it happens
olpally 32
Please tell me you kicked him in the nuts? Ugh, what a jagoff.
Axel5238 29
I never understood friends that try to go after family and vise versa. Sorry that happened to the OP this is why friends/family should have some separation. Friends getting dating/fooling around with family doesn't usually ever end well.
Zacbuscus 24
I don't even understand how people can do that kind of stuff
Readoll 13
You deserved it...apparently you already knew that he had screwed your sister since it wasnt a confession..
olpally 32
The poem is the confession. The last line of the FML says that. She didn't know at all. Jesus. Reading comprehension anyone??
Michael903 18
A new hero in the literary world...
Zaketh2112 10
How about: "Roses are red; Violets are blue; You slept with my sister; Get the **** away from me you low life piece of shit"?
juan3611 14
That's gross
KMNow 10
at least he was honest and told you...
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Honesty is the best policy