By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Calaura9 0
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Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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boba123 0
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You mean ex-boyfriend^^

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freudianego 0
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Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.

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v1kt4r 13

you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)

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AnaMaree 0

bop

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WannabeMD 0

Violets are blue; Your life sucks Take my cue: Forget that---jerk.

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rukusrazor 0
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Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

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my_fml_account 2
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roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I lol'd :) nicee

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adelaide_evening 0

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.

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sucktobeyou 0
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.

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11colio11 4
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roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but fuck you sideways

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ReXxXy17 0
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haha, that's hilarious

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Bloodknight 22
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How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

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fxdxhk90 0

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

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cradle6 13

I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Jpster 0
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OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point

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TriniRockStar 0

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

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netfreak 0
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make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

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whoabiach 0
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#8 thats just taking it too far.... fucking up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

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lolhaha118118 0
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seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust

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Intellectualist 0

Fuck that, put a banana up his arse.

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amrybarczyk03 0
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Potatoes work better in the exhaust.

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lenasaur 0
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potatoes work better up the ass too

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A83_fml 18
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big lol here!

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fylahole 0
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its just a nationwide assblast

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WartsG 0
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Ah haha, must have been a jock

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WartsG 0
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i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind

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b0ss42nine 0
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fill the muffler full of rocks...

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aback 4
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He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|

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Calaura9 0
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Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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