Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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boba123
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You mean ex-boyfriend^^
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freudianego
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Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.
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v1kt4r
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you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)
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taylipn
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slack
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AnaMaree
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bop
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WannabeMD
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Violets are blue;
Your life sucks
Take my cue:
Forget that---jerk.
Your life sucks
Take my cue:
Forget that---jerk.
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rukusrazor
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Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...
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my_fml_account
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roses are red
violets are blue
getting dumped isnt fun
sucks to be you
violets are blue
getting dumped isnt fun
sucks to be you
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Sun_Kissed18
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I lol'd :) nicee
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adelaide_evening
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At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?"
I love The Soup.
I love The Soup.
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sucktobeyou
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Michael Jackson is dead,
and the next one will be you.
Violets are blue,
Michael Jackson is dead,
and the next one will be you.
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11colio11
| 4
roses are red
violets are blue
dating was fun
but fuck you sideways
violets are blue
dating was fun
but fuck you sideways
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ReXxXy17
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haha, that's hilarious
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Bloodknight
| 22
How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?
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fxdxhk90
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Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?
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cradle6
| 13
I have a better one:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.
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kellandj2019
| 7
SO OLD
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Jpster
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OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point
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TriniRockStar
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key his car and put lipstick on his windows
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my_fml_account
| 2
Psycho much?
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netfreak
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make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that
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Exhumed
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l0l
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whoabiach
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#8 thats just taking it too far.... fucking up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY
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lolhaha118118
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seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust
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Intellectualist
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Fuck that, put a banana up his arse.
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amrybarczyk03
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Potatoes work better in the exhaust.
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lenasaur
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potatoes work better up the ass too
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A83_fml
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big lol here!
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fylahole
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its just a nationwide assblast
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WartsG
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Ah haha, must have been a jock
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WartsG
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i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind
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b0ss42nine
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fill the muffler full of rocks...
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aback
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He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|
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Calaura9
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's getting laid
But it's not by you
Violets are blue
He's getting laid
But it's not by you
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Intoxicunt
| 5
WIN.
violets are blue
getting dumped isnt fun
sucks to be you
Violets are blue
He's getting laid
But it's not by you