By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 026
You deserved it 4 368

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roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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You mean ex-boyfriend^^

Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.

you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)

Violets are blue; Your life sucks Take my cue: Forget that---jerk.

Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

I lol'd :) nicee

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.

roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but fuck you sideways

haha, that's hilarious

How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

#8 thats just taking it too far.... fucking up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust

Fuck that, put a banana up his arse.

Potatoes work better in the exhaust.

potatoes work better up the ass too

big lol here!

its just a nationwide assblast

Ah haha, must have been a jock

i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind

fill the muffler full of rocks...

He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you