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Just breaking the ice
I always give my crushes a note that says: "Do you like me? If yes do not do no. If no do a backflip." I have yet to fail.
What I do at parties is grab a few ice cubes, walk up to a cute girl, throw the ice cubes on the ground and step on them, and then proceed to inform her that I just broke the ice :D
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm gracehi. :D *extends hand*
So grace, where do you want me to write my number? :)
18, what if they can do a backflip?
Excel works much better at doing that :p
And then someone practices and practices just to turn you down.. :P
Or slip.
This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around
This. YDI for leaving it wide open.
proof that technology will never solve stupidity. ydi.
Umm so the guy would obviously know it was a joke. Even if you were a "shitty prostitute", it's not like he'd say "I agree" or something. If this is your first text to the guy you've had a crush on, you could do a lot better than just say "hey"...
Am I the only one who thinks the sister could have done much worse?
She could have said "Hey, I'm taking a shit so what's up?" Because even if she said it was a joke I don't know about you but I'd always havethat in the back of my mind if I ever spoke to OP.
she could have said "hey I've been standing outside your house masterbating with your garden hose every night this year. if you reject me your family dies but I'll keep you alive in my basement see you in class love ya"
Yeah it's not even that bad, unless it's the first text you sent to him, depending on your definition of crush. Just say I left my phone open and my sister texted you that, he would understand.
That's pure gold.
Totally. Great prank by the sister. Wish I had done it.
If the crush replied "How much?". I think I would if died of laughter.
Now that's a shitty occupation.
A good reason to password protect your phone.
Maybe she helped. I mean that message kind of turned me on.
I feel sorry for the girls who fall for you..!
What girls?
#12 means guys.
You sick bastard
#63 LOL that was funny
That she's a shitty prostitute? I think you really hit the head if the nail on that one 9
well now you can talk about something
Screw it, haggle the price! Add two turnips and a carrot in place of a $10...
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Just breaking the ice
This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around