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Dump his sorry ass

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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Dump his sorry ass

maybe thats the only rhyming word he could come up with? if not fyl op!

Anyone willing to stay with a cheater I feel bad for

That's not very romantic ... Did u slap him

I think something more along the lines of telling him "u a rude ass bitch yo" would really get to him.

Someones fucked up. and thats your soon to be ex I mean

Your punctuation and grammar is also fucked up.

I can imagine that being said in a fancy voice because of your picture.

*Your punctuation and grammar ARE also fucked up. :)

#107 you could have literally emphasized any other word in that sentence.

Well that's screwed up...

#45 It could be screwed up in the fanny (Europe) or fanny (USA) either way it's messed up

Write him one back ending with "it's time to say goodbye!".

now you look like a hobbit... after I pulled a Lorriana Bobbit.

"We are finished you bastard, I'm leaving you now, To go slap my sister, Who is such a big cow "

"Its time to say goodbye, I hope you flippin' die."

Remember the love between you and I? Now use your hand, because it's goodbye.

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

I'd think she'd need a new sister that won't screw her mister also, but that's just me.

if she dumps her mister, there's a twister, she'll still have her sister who'd eagerly like to fist her. the guy tried to diss her writing a poem full of scripture, he painted a picture that made her wish her sister wasn't with her but jokes on him cause he's lesser without her or her sister.

your poem hurt my smarty bits

Let's just hope that he's a rubbish poet and wrote that because it was the only rhyme he could think of.

That's what I was wondering. Maybe it's just a ballsy joke. A very VERY ballsy joke.

What are you waiting for? Write him a poem back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. That's okay, Because I screwed your best friend too.

I can only write Hiaukus You are a Shithead I hope you die in a fire you sister fucker

Poems are made by fools like me And you have a tiny pee pee :P

#54 I don't think that works

This has by far been my favorite string of comments, I cant stop laughing. Keep it up guys

Thats is probably the saddest most terrible way to say i fucked your sister.

I would say it's time to find a new mister....& a new sister