Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Cusefan5 6
Dump his sorry ass
fakan 4
get a new mister that won't screw your sister.
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Comments (117)
worldclassrager 39
That always seems to happen...not worth it...time to move on..,
Bossgirlhana 15
*tears roll down cheeks* Now THAT'S poetry!
drshn 22
At first I thought it was romantic, But at last it was very tragic.
hordriss 14
How about replying with: Your confession means I must / repay this blatant breach of trust / I don't care if it makes you cry / I'm telling your sorry ass goodbye
Trolloled 16
I feel for you. Honestly. Does it make me a bad person that I actually laughed out loud at this though?
EvilLittleMan 23
Your reply if applicable should be: I have moved on and found another He's your brother
ClumsySilly 2
On the plus side, he admitted it without you having to find out by other means.
BlackPanther19 11
At least it is kinda catchy...
reymon8823 24
You mean ex right
katina1236 20
Dump him