Skids
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By murrrrf - 21/07/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis
By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
By HazingNight - 02/07/2014 20:46 - United States - Minnetonka
funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability
By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France
OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I