Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML
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jdeezy01
| 13
Mama gotz moves!
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MysticMonkey
| 9
I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.
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jdeezy01
| 13
Mama gotz moves!
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science-teacher
| 15
Is she 'Cyrus'? (serious) meh
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soccerstar1996
| 18
Mom has got you on lockdown OP
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NinaAD
| 10
FIRST COMMENT! Btw. Sorry about your mom op. I'm sure she's just messing with you!
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Cusefan5
| 6
Oh The horror
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MeTheBeast
| 22
Wachu taking about Willis. Dat mama needs an award!
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Aegimus
| 5
She might do it, but then the child's friends would never want to come over. Or better yet, report it to the police. I wanna hear THAT 911 call. xD
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imhope
| 23
Has she ever done it??
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panicsdisaster
| 17
will you do it?
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happyevil
| 10
I applaud you #53. You sir, have just made my day.
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zeldagirl77
| 7
I bet you she doesnt even know how to twerk. i dont either so.. lol
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Google it.
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uarudeassbitchyo
| 17
Sounds like my mom...
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Zimmington
| 21
Hey Op let's be friends I'd like to meet your mom.
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LizetteBerenice
| 22
It could always be worse!
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junkman6
| 22
I think I would rather be beaten on a daily basis then ever see my mother twerking.
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Zimmington
| 21
She could be stripping for Op's friend's parents while they toss nickels at her.
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JD1147
| 26
True, it could be worse.. Her dad could do it instead
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MysticMonkey
| 9
I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.
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Das_is_gud
| 11
It was already dying out until Miley Cyrus brought it back, now adults know about and they think it's some new craze when it's actually not that new
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stargirl_95
| 24
Women have been twerking since the 80s. Miley Cyrus (who can't even twerk) just popularised it.
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DocBastard
| 38
She's got you by the balls, so to speak. I would suggest you do what she says for the rest of your life to avoid unleashing that horror on the public. No one wants to see twerking. Ever.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Weeeeell, I wouldn't say NO one, absolutely ever… I'm an ass man, after all. To me, it's like I'm watching a contortionist act at the circus; it's mesmerizing to see the human body move like that when done right with the right body type!