Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Cusefan5 6
Dump his sorry ass
fakan 4
get a new mister that won't screw your sister.
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Comments (117)
Zestus 19
yea but do those octasyllabic lines of four feet carry throughout the rest of the poem? that's fairly advanced technique in addition to the rhyme scheme.
fader48080 10
You mean ex boyfriend right? It makes the difference between me clicking dying or yls
Muttley9 13
Sorry to say / Tit for tat / I ****** your brother / Now you can **** your cat... asshat
rec_chem 22
He's good lol
831curmudgeon 7
Every time I see an FML like this, I have to wonder why the reference is not to their "ex-boyfriend?" At a certain point, if you stay with an idiot/cheater/whatever, you pretty much deserve what you get.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
if you read an FML that said 'my ex-boyfriend cheated on me' you wouldn't understand why they were bitching, or what the complaint was really about. Don't be stupid. Chances are pretty good that if he slept with her sister, he is no longer with her.
annoyedweirdo 9
Wow that's no good :( my sister slept with all my bfs, but writing a cheesy peom like that is just sad an low
TheOtherDude32 6
He's a keeper!
Km1490 20
wrote him back a poem dumping him
LifeOfAnRN 18
Why does everyone make a big deal when someone doesn't say "my ex-boyfriend"? They were not an ex when they did the thing the OP was talking about. If someone said their ex slept with someone else it changes the whole story.
born_hustla 26
You definitely can get a new mister, but you're stuck with that sister!