By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

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Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
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BauerMegan 31

Some people just can't handle rejection.

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BauerMegan 31

Some people just can't handle rejection.

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Arrow44 10

On that note she probably doesn't handle revenge well either. *wink*

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jjessen 20

21 who on this site doesn't have a tainted mind?

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TheDrifter 23

I can help you with that...

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tjv3 10

Well just start whipping out your junk and showing it off

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feelingold 18

Haaaaahaha who wants to bet that they actually ****** and this is his attempt to convince people that his denials are truthful?? Sorry about your penis OP.

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AboveAll04 14

bro just put the tip in, it doesn't even count. but perhaps you already did and that's all she felt.

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BauerMegan 31

Fyi everybody, sarcasm is a subtle art ;)

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charrmaander 10

26, you're in the wrong place if you have a tainted mind lol

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BauerMegan 31

I'm kinda reluctant to comment now. Everything I say gets down voted. **** my sense of humour right?

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Nordrag 26

Rumors like that come and go. Start explaining that she's a creepy stalker you declined. Eventually everything will pass.

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TrueDragons 2

Too bad no one will believe that a girl is stalking a guy though.

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wlddog 14

I would believe it. Have seen it before, more than once.

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vegeta77 4

28, you need to get out more. Girls are psycho. I've had them hide in my bushes.

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lilhellian 26

I had one in my closet, I still don't know how she got in! Pretty sure she picked the lock, but not sure. :/

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Who could resist stalking you, 50? With those chubby little cheeks and tiny little ears.

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alxpilk 8

It's college too.... No one will remember in a couple weeks

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ShyAnn29 14

28, why would you think that? Women are just as capable of being stalkers as guys are!

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chosha_fml 26

??? Of course they will. Happens all the time.

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Druu 53

@39 They hide in your bushes to get you into theirs?

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hemz_fml 13

You could just tell everyone that she was extremely loose because of the colorful sex life she had.

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\ 28

Cold, cruel revenge. Also reminds me of a certain episode from "Malcolm in the Middle..."

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Blackcatluck 19

Honestly, if a girl did that to me I would do the same and spread rumours about her being unhygienic ect.

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golden_warrior 23

Put out your jr so he can say hi to the world

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cuppycakeslove 20

And so then he can be arrested for public indecency, yeah!!

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imtooshy 18

Rumours usually disappear as fast as they start...there will always be another victim of rumours so don't worry, soon you'll be forgotten and the limelight will be cast upon innocent victim :-)

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imtooshy 18

*another innocent victim

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Tpep2012 9

Well, looks like you may need to go streaking... Good luck!

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graceinsheepwear 33

He might be a grower, not...well you know.

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