Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Devil child
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Chill out, dude
Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML
Bewildered
United Kingdom
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
failureparent
United States
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
goodbye cruel world
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
jen
United States
Smart move
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
get a grip, son
Pooler, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
There you go
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
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Pwn17 25
The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.
Speibrand 10
You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)
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Speibrand 10
You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
NEHI Never even heard of it.
MzZombicidal 36
It's the kind of game I can play for 60 seconds and then not touch for months.
eddeeezzyy 19
"Eh!" - QWOP guy
Monkeybandit95 3
Its an annoying as shit game where you try to get a guy to run 100 meters using the qwop keys
archnarquibquib 21
#26- I haven't touched it since I first tried it more than a year ago. that sh*t game made me pop my air filled plasic punching bag.
fareith 15
Virtually destroyed it? Disconnect from WiFi and it'll be fine then! .
ZeroPath5 16
Secret of QWOP, you crawl the full 100 meters! Takes time but it works X_X
zfchatroulette 24
That's amazing. XD I hate that game.
Green_Day_101 7
Ugh, I ******* hate that game! It just pisses you off to no end -_- Do not play it... ever
RoboCunnilingus 23
Destruction justified. If anything, I'm more impressed he lasted a half hour.
SMHsohard 22
I had never heard of QWOP, so I Googled it and watched a rage quit video. Dear jebus, the CIA should incorporate it into their torture repertoire. "Everyone is a winner" my ass!
MilkyFilmz 26
Bring him to the therapist!
MilkyFilmz 26
******* fuckity **** you qwop mother ******* piece of SHIT! D;
Glitter_taco_ 10
Oooooh you said a bad word! You kiss your mother with that ******* disgusting mouth?!
Pordexel 5
Stop ******* cursing.
LordDoodle 17
YOU ALL NEED TO MATURE THE **** UP AND QUIT ******* CUSSING YOU BASTARDS.
LordDoodle 17
Sorry about that guys. I was angry because I just played QWOP.
MilkyFilmz 26
Yes I do c:
MilkyFilmz 26
Thats why was mad =.=
Pinkgal123 24
WTF dude? T_T
Queensland 27
It's QWOP. Hitler made that game. Why're you surprised?
ceji3 13
Sorry, OP. Well, QWOP is a very rage inducing game though.
annie_nk 22
QWOP. Not even once.
glamorous18 10
I have no idea what that is but you should probably teach him respect of other peoples' belongings. not cool.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Play it and you'd be singing a different tune.
SMHsohard 22
@ #9: That was my first thought as well, but after reading the comments I looked it up, and now I believe it was justifiable homicide.
leonlee2002 10
Absolutely, 13. Play it and you'll think differently.
Pwn17 25
The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.
Queensland 27
I applaud you, 10.