Size Queen

By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 05:00

Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 453
You deserved it 172

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So, I'm guessing you hooked up with her sister first? Who's next, their mother?

If he could hooked up with the mum and the 2 daughters, you got to give credit when credit is due. He must be amazing!

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garamo 4

So she did not like your noodle?

Sounds like the most disappointing practical joke ever, from your point of view. The sister is probably still laughing!

So, I'm guessing you hooked up with her sister first? Who's next, their mother?

If he could hooked up with the mum and the 2 daughters, you got to give credit when credit is due. He must be amazing!

wrenavery90 12

I have never in my life heard a women comment on the size of a guy. And most women aren't looking for a big one.