Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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Top comments
BauerMegan 31
Some people just can't handle rejection.
slooby_fml 25
Prove them all wrong
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Comments (119)
RainbowInput 8
If everything else fails, you could always prove them wrong. *wink*
Jssleyn 13
Such a dick move!!!! Rumors best feed with truth. And the rumor starter shall walk in shame!
its_tuesday 6
Doesn't feel so great when the shoes on the other foot does it men? I hear stories like this all the time only it's a woman who rejected a male, and she's called a **** and a *****. I don't feel bad for you.
StacyRenae 9
Walk around campus naked. That will either show them the truth or that she's a psycho. Hey, might catch a few girls with that show. (:
Aethereality 10
Tell everyone her ****** looked like a baboon's arse and she came multiple times when you shoved a glass bottle up her rectum.
cobrajkb 11
moron...that's what you get for turning down free pussy.
ninany63 9
You could always tell people she gave you the clap lol JKJK
Fedezzer 20
To be honest, she was stalking him; she could've gone further. There wasn't really any idea just how "hurt" he could've ended up.
Fedezzer 20
Tha- Bloody hell, that's just not cricket.
timss4 19
Lol it happens to the best of us... But the best of the best of us prove it wrong before rumors can spread lol