By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 18:07 - Egypt - Cairo
Same thing different taste
Titanic
By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal
By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago
By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States
Drunk
By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59
By ducklover1 - 19/06/2012 03:31 - Canada - Mississauga
Good times, bad times
By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne
By buzzzzkill - 27/08/2009 11:51 - United States
By refines - 23/09/2017 16:00
By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton
Nature is so wonderful!
By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03
Top comments
Comments
Oh ya. I forgot that flooding is nothing compared to wetting the bed...
Huh. I've almost always used ya because its quick like the way I say it. Yeah feels long and drawn out so I use it mostly with sarcasm.
I've never thought that, #11, so needless to say, I'll think it FROM NOW ON!
My girlfriend's father is Swedish, and he's very careful about his accent because so many people just want him to talk more because they thinks its hilarious hearing 'ya'.
idiot.
So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol
Granted they are already dead, but yes.
Lol. And yes can't forget the hyena.
Isn't there a badge for commenting 3 times on your own comment? Lets see...
Test?
And a coyote.
You need a tiger? I know a guy...
Who, Mike Tyson? I hear he gets royally pissed off when people steal his tiger.
Mikey and I are tight. He lets me ste...er borrow his tiger all the time.
i tried to borrow his tiger and now my right ear is missing
Perfect excuse for a boat bed
My airplane bed is still proving hard to figure out where to put the jet fuel. I already took my roof off and everything.
Cept you'd need a sex change too since the kid in the movie is a boy.
Start swimming.
Im just pretty suprised you slept through the whole basement flooding (given it happened overnight) water would've been flooding heavy/loudly to fill the basement by the time you woke. Either way I hope swim well and bought insurance from Allstate, because it seems like mayhem struck again.
Just get two long sticks so you can paddle around your room. This way you would never have to walk around your room again :)
...All you gotta do is swim, swim - OH, I LOVE TO SWIM!!
Hope nothing got damaged well major...
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol
You need a tiger? I know a guy...