Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ODBeefalo 10
chances are she didn't meant she wouldn't date some due to that and was trying humor to flirt with you... give it a go, and remember sex is more than penis + ******... get creative and make it a non issue, and if she really does have an issue out the gate move on. seriously good sex toys and see just how many ways there are for you to make it a complete non issue...
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure? Maybe you have a millipenis? Don't sell yourself short. Maybe there's a dating app for 🔬🍆
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure? Maybe you have a millipenis? Don't sell yourself short. Maybe there's a dating app for 🔬🍆
L0life29 6
I say this with all seriousness….start a go-fund me and get some sort of surgery
ODBeefalo 10
chances are she didn't meant she wouldn't date some due to that and was trying humor to flirt with you... give it a go, and remember sex is more than penis + ******... get creative and make it a non issue, and if she really does have an issue out the gate move on. seriously good sex toys and see just how many ways there are for you to make it a complete non issue...
Vixie 1
im saying this totally seriously, i dont know a single woman that gets off from their partners penis. its all about clitoral stimulation. If you hit a woman with an oral + finger combo, shell go wild. It has nothing to do with penis size. I rlly hope you come to discover this and accept yourself proudly and find the right girl for you
tiptoppc 21
Uh, as a married male to a wonderful wife, that is totally wrong, and I find at the correct angle and hitting the “G-Spot”, she will definitely come. This is without any clitoral stimulation, penis only. I think I found the virgin here.