Love, Intimacy and Health: Small is beautiful

Small is beautiful

By dickless wonder - 21/10/2023 10:00

Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML

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By annonymous - 07/09/2015 20:56 - United States

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

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By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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Size Queen

By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML

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Show and tell

By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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Small guy

By no luck chuck - 09/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML

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By Lovejunkie - 01/03/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 22:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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ODBeefalo 10

Saturday 21 October 2023 22:38

chances are she didn't meant she wouldn't date some due to that and was trying humor to flirt with you... give it a go, and remember sex is more than penis + ******... get creative and make it a non issue, and if she really does have an issue out the gate move on. seriously good sex toys and see just how many ways there are for you to make it a complete non issue...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 October 2023 19:03

Are you sure? Maybe you have a millipenis? Don't sell yourself short. Maybe there's a dating app for 🔬🍆

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 October 2023 19:03

Are you sure? Maybe you have a millipenis? Don't sell yourself short. Maybe there's a dating app for 🔬🍆

L0life29 6

Saturday 21 October 2023 20:17

I say this with all seriousness….start a go-fund me and get some sort of surgery

ODBeefalo 10

Saturday 21 October 2023 22:38

Vixie 1

Friday 3 November 2023 5:27

im saying this totally seriously, i dont know a single woman that gets off from their partners penis. its all about clitoral stimulation. If you hit a woman with an oral + finger combo, shell go wild. It has nothing to do with penis size. I rlly hope you come to discover this and accept yourself proudly and find the right girl for you

tiptoppc 19

Friday 3 November 2023 23:14

Uh, as a married male to a wonderful wife, that is totally wrong, and I find at the correct angle and hitting the “G-Spot”, she will definitely come. This is without any clitoral stimulation, penis only. I think I found the virgin here.