Anger management

By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 18:58 - United States

Today, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. FML

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DIY FML

By ko. - 03/01/2015 17:53

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd come over and help me move a heavy dresser so I could paint the wall behind it. After an hour of waiting for him, I decided to move it myself. He finally arrived, not ten minutes after I broke my toe when I accidentally dropped the dresser on it. FML

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By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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Little shit

By Rare female gamer loves Gears of War - 27/07/2022 14:00

Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 11:56 - France - Caen

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

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tc201002 11

Sunday 10 May 2020 0:20

Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?

TomeDr 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 1:31

Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.

Comments

tc201002 11

Sunday 10 May 2020 0:20

Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?

truecountrybitch 22

Sunday 10 May 2020 6:40

it was a solid piece. it didn't break down into pieces.

BigSissy 14

Monday 11 May 2020 2:45

Until he Spartan kicked it!

TomeDr 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 1:31

Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.

truecountrybitch 22

Sunday 10 May 2020 6:41

lol thank you he did apologize and built a smaller one it of the pieces and it works great. it was just huge and heavy and old too

mas12806 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 7:17

It’s yours, you should take it down

aaa143143 15

Sunday 10 May 2020 16:55

You deserve it strictly for how you use commas

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 10 May 2020 19:32

He owes you a new door. after he fixes it/etc, break up.

nemcali 34

Monday 11 May 2020 1:40

I suppose you’re not with him because of his smarts, are you? Also he should learn how to control his temper. I’d spartan kick him.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 11 May 2020 4:25

How did it not occur to him to measure it first? And if you were there with him, same question to you. THIS IS STUPID!

tounces7 27

Monday 11 May 2020 6:36

I can actually kinda sympathize with this one, moving awkward furniture is always a major pain in the ass and extremely frustrating. Those of you saying otherwise have clearly never actually had to do it before.