Love and Awkward: Classic prank

Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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High school drama

By never again - 27/09/2023 20:00

Today, I asked a girl from class out. Not only did she say, "Ew, no way, never, creepo!", but four hours later her boyfriend, who I didn't know about, threatened me with a gun if I ever even looked at his girl again. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By colts609380 - 17/05/2012 21:07 - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 12:00

Today, I told some coworkers I’m dating a new girl. One of my female coworkers then burst into tears. For the rest of the day, women in the office were giving me dirty looks like I broke the poor girl's heart. Um, I asked her out twice, then politely gave up when she rejected me twice. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By Gaylord - 28/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Aspers

Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

You need to apologize to her and reevaluate some issues. Tell her you're sincerely sorry and that you have some reflection you need to work on before dating. Treat people more kindly. It also sounds like you're a victim of bullying for believing it was a set up and used assumption based off experience. Maybe therapy and exercise will help curb your insecurities. Try a gym (maybe a combat sports gym if you have a history of being attacked).

SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

Go apologize

Comments

SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

Go apologize

cuz803 44

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 1:00

Aha! You got her! She was sad that she wasn't able to get video of you acting like you belonged with her. It probably would have gone viral. Sure, it would stink to have millions point and laugh at you, but you might have gotten a few pity ***** out of it.

poopface82 16

Saturday 2 July 2022 1:25

Get thee to a therapist ASAP.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 2 July 2022 10:47

Are you also one of those guys who blames every woman in the world for you being single and involuntarily celibate?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 15:25

They're called incels, a portmanteau of involuntarily celibate. Don't ask me how I know that. Incel, that is, you can ask me how I know what portmanteau is.