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Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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noncomposmentis 6

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

Savra_fml 17

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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noncomposmentis 6

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

holllla_fml 3

What if the cat's abusive? Mine is. >.< Get out while you can op!

noncomposmentis 6

#22: What kind of cat do you have? A tiger, a lion, a leopard, a jaguar, a cheetah, etc.?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Cats can be assholes.

HahaYDI 0

28- True but so can people lol.

changesinme 0

Time to go on a prowl! Would fit better of you were a cougar!

Thatoneguy021 0

Its alright if you're single op. Strut that cat-lady swag ;)

iDaniel525 8

You better get your cat something purrfect for Valentines Day.

kooochris1995 14

Aww Happy Anniversery!!! (:

Horcruxer 0

Cougars are nice.

ragzilla 0

You could be in a happy relationship with a cat too. Or several cats.

iDaniel525 8

If her cat finds out, the cats face will be like your profile pic^

CremeEggs 6

You could always be in a relationship with chocolate. Chocolate will never let you down.

Joshawott 21

It'll run away when things get heated though.

doctorwhogirl 0

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

Jaxx66 21

My cat -Stan- is an asshole. But I loves him. He slaps me on the forehead to be fed in the morning because he loves me. And OP! You can be a crazy cat lady but not single. I am. But my bf is crazy too.

Liimitless 6

23 you poor kitten

Bobissmall 13

And cats are extremely independent and probably don't even need you OP. Just something to think about to brighten your day... :)

bluekid7 5

If OP is feline lonely, the Internet has some purrfect online dating sites. Oh God, what have I done.......

alsgirl 24

Catnap!!!!!

Vikkichikkii 2

I love banging people I meet on collegehookups.gu.ma

lishy1311 0

Lol!

GovernorGeneral 8

:O Its the crazy cat lady!! xD

pfx2_fml 15

Congrats..

MagicallyFat 12

I'm a single guy and I've had my kitten for a year and 3 months soooo I'm winning… or in this case not winning.

alsgirl 24

@ 138: A guy who likes cats. We need more people like you in the world! My boy is a definite dog person and doesn't understand my feline affinity ;-)

Jakesterk96 8

Buy a dog, problem solved.

MagicallyFat 12

Oh don't get me wrong I want nothing more than a dog. I just like all animals their so furry and cute

geeksaresexy 18

170. me and my b/f have 4 cats between us :) as well as 2 buns and other fuzz butts. HE is the one who wants another cat :p Only guy I ever met who loves cat as much as me :D

ZealIFeel 7

Time is on your side.

bitchslapped22 14

No, but Nationwide is

Meowingtons500 18

Congrats! Perhaps you can be cast in the next "Simpsons Live" show. :)

dontfmlplzzz 6

Ditch the cats and start dating, it's a downward spiral from where you're at

Awsumuzzie 12

Because the cats are the problem.

zombiebram 0

Do you do anything but talk shit about men? It's ok to not want to date them but just because you are gay does not give you a right to hate.

Jaxx66 21

Zombie, who the hell are you talking too?

zombiebram 0

To 69 she's been leaving some bs on many posts talking crap about men

MikeDa1Da 14

69 (giggity)- they clearly are, otherwise they wouldn't be in the FML.

boofgall 16

Uh, they aren't the problem, it's just the only thing in OPs life at the moment.

bobbyfmaul 2

So u saying cat ladie does that make u a cougar??

Savra_fml 17

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

micahz2 0

Agreed.^ pretty horrible...

The_Troller 14

I had to re-read it just to understand that trainwreck of letters.

kroekdog 7

Please don't have children.

monkeysareyummy 0

Thes is tha worsed speling and gramar i have ever ceen

delilah09 6

Oh my gosh it's true! People ARE retarded! And it's getting worse and worse by the minute!!!!

jad07 0

You should invite your cat friends and have some cat-nip to celebrate

ImInYourFACEbook 8

Cat sounds great!

ascharb 0

i'd celebrate with LOTS of wine

AntiBody32123 5

Just don't give the cats any. You know what it does to their furr.

alexh15 13

Cats are special. You should be proud! :)

weasel123 9

Yeah! When the time comes, I look forward to living out my retired senior citizen days as an old cat lady. Such high aspirations, I know...

alexh15 13

I also wanna be an awesome cat lady! And I'm a guy! :P

lovestheice 0

Um cats aren't as special as husbands.

alexh15 13

And that all depends on who's opinion you ask... :)

constipatedlady 0

Nothing wrong with being single when you want to be. You don't so, what exactly is wrong with you that you can't get into a relationship? YDI

noncomposmentis 6

Nothing has to be wrong with her. Perhaps she just has very bad luck and keeps meeting the wrong people.

Roevera 14

And you deserve to be buried in negative thumbs, for being such an ass hole.

philitron128 0

I love how this comment started out nice but then it just went full on asshole xD