By sexyconvo - 25/11/2009 07:23 - United States

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Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was for the conversation." FML
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caticaticati 3

And then I bet he laughed and came over anyways and you don't have a sense of humor. Also, why are you so upset that your boyfriend would rather have a conversation with you than get laid, if he was serious? Many girls would love to have that.

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Fluffy_homan 0

today my girlfriend got angry because I respect her and would rather have a conversation than f*ck her. FML

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caticaticati 3

And then I bet he laughed and came over anyways and you don't have a sense of humor. Also, why are you so upset that your boyfriend would rather have a conversation with you than get laid, if he was serious? Many girls would love to have that.

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philman_fml 0

exactly what I was thinking, pretty sure that's a common joke, and if not number 1 said it all

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LadySilver_fml 0

why do you even have to convince your boyfriend to come over with sex? he should want to come over anyways.

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the_lololagist 11

Also, you had to /convince/ him to come over? Doesn't that tell you something?

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Brandi_Faith 33

It probably wasn't a joke seeing as she witnessed the fact that he didn't come over. Therefore she went on fml instead.

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Stumblebum30 5

If a guy can hold an intelligent conversation.... he's a keeper! lol

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NathanKett 0

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stupiddumbblonde 0

Not an fml. seriously people??? get better fmls!!

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bluehero 17

Epic fail accidentally replied .. Lol

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Fluffy_homan 0

today my girlfriend got angry because I respect her and would rather have a conversation than f*ck her. FML

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LolCandy 27

Because obviously respect and sex are mutually exclusive. :P

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faxe 0

So, you actually want men who think of women as useful only for sex? Guys, we need to give OP lady of the year award!

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abbylolz 0

Not his fault maybe ur ugly... Or maybe he just wanted to talk about his feelings I think ur messed up.. But that's my opinion

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abbylolz 0

And girls r usefull for other things jeez some ppl r so sexiest!!!! If girls wanted to be used for sex they would become strippers! :P

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moonlit_manga 0

quit wining op! he clearly sees more to this relationship than sex. though he could have been kidding....either way--not an fml. actually ydi for not having a sense of humor. STUPIDITY IS A CHOICE.....CHOOSE WISELY.

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