Love: Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly... - FML

By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - 01/01/2015 05:25 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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Sounds wonderful

By Loner - 05/12/2021 14:00

Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML

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By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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noncomposmentis 6

Monday 9 January 2012 18:53

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

Savra_fml 17

Monday 9 January 2012 19:20

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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DirtyvonZoe32 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:47

isn't there a Taylor Swit song for this?

Mkbitch 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:53

I'm assuming you don't have kids. What's stopping you from dating cat lady?

vaginabloood 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:54

lol happy anniversary!

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:58

Pleasant name! xD

MsMeiriona 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:55

Cat ladies are awesome, so long as they know the limit to how many cats will share them. I have three, and adding another would probably cause civil war.

thabeast2012 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:56

Haha u mean fat-lady lol just joking around

bri5083 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 7:37

Said the person with the plate of food on his profile picture?(:

ryanbeast 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:56

Has anyone seen hat eharmony video of that woman who started crying about loving cats?

Dovahkiin_ 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

Gratz! Cats are awesome!

bacon_ftw 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:27

You should get a dog to commemorate.

clutz123 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:35

all you need is love... and a cat

BluuGirl 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:03

I have 2 cats and I love them very much, they're so much easier to take care of than kids.

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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Today, my granny had the phone on loudspeaker, talking to a friend. When the conversation turned from the price of potatoes to ticks in hard-to-reach places, I fleed into the garden. First thing granny tells me once I’m back: The details of how that tick was all the way up in her friend’s husband’s crotch. FML

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Today, my teacher used an online program and accused me of plagiarism. According to the program, I plagiarized my own last name. FML

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