By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 512
You deserved it 21 919

Same thing different taste

Top comments

There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.


There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.

Wizardo 33

Exactly, it could be called or or maybe even

I bet that last URL is already taken. Giggidy!

it should be something like: or or

DKjazz 20

It's a good idea, because all pairings start from a common interest. Often conversations are hard to start, but you can start by showing off your cats. Then your cats meet their cats, and you start a big cat family. I know of a very happy elderly couple who live this way now.

I've actually seen an advertisement for a dating website specifically for dog lovers…

That's nothing. I've been trying to explain to my snake why I don't get any action and he is not f*cking happy about it.

What about lonely cat lovers who don't own cats?

flashback.miss 28

Hey, is your cat at least a good listener? But, you just got to take that first step and get out there. :) If this is something you don't like about yourself change it for your own happiness.

what the **** is up with your profile pic!?

I saw this asked before... leeches, apparently. good for the eyeballs. mm.

Cats always listen no matter what you say...he/she heard each word and will not say anything they are very good secret keepers...

I tried talking to my dog once. She kept giving me the "what the **** is she saying to me?!?!" face.

I think 'Garfield Minus Garfield' describes this situation the best. Jon just looks like a crazy dude if Garfield isn't answering him.

I love making conversation with my cat! Example Cat: "meoww" me: no , you didn't! Really ? How was it? Cat: meowww me: aww honey , I'm sure you'll find another cat to hang with . I know it's weird but it's funny to me coz she meows everytime I say something so it's like a conversation (:

SystemofaBlink41 27

I have conversations with my dogs! They go something like this: "HOW'S MY LITTLE PUPPY DOG?? A YOO YOO YOO YOO?! BRRRRR!" And they just look at me as if they were sorry for humanity...

TheDrifter 23

I get the same impression from my pets, like they're just frustrated that we never seem to be able to understand what they're after. The dog's pretty mellow, but I'm pretty sure the cat gets condescending about it.

Korosuhito 26

What OP isn't telling us is that his cat put on glasses, wrote out a flow chart, and explained in perfect english why OP's new cologne and hair style is making him unattractive.

olpally 32

Damn, go out and meet someone! The cat will eventually troll you like they seem to do all the time on here.

Why, because you have a TALKING CAT?! Seems like a chick magnet to me!

DKjazz 20

What would you think if some random man told you he had a talking cat, and to come to his house to see it?

#21 I'll probably go see it. Who wouldn't? It's a talking cat.

RedPillSucks 31

Seems to work for pedo bear with the talking cat in his van filled with candy.

I wouldn't worry about your sanity until your cat starts answering back!