Exactly, it could be called felinedesires.com or crazycatlove.net or maybe even crazypussylovers.com

I bet that last URL is already taken. Giggidy!

it should be something like: myonlyfriendismycat.org or lonelycatlovers.com or helpmeineedfriends.net

It's a good idea, because all pairings start from a common interest. Often conversations are hard to start, but you can start by showing off your cats. Then your cats meet their cats, and you start a big cat family. I know of a very happy elderly couple who live this way now.

I've actually seen an advertisement for a dating website specifically for dog lovers…

That's nothing. I've been trying to explain to my snake why I don't get any action and he is not f*cking happy about it.

What about lonely cat lovers who don't own cats?

YOUR AVATAR. OW.

what the fuck is up with your profile pic!?

I saw this asked before... leeches, apparently. good for the eyeballs. mm.

I tried talking to my dog once. She kept giving me the "what the fuck is she saying to me?!?!" face.

I think 'Garfield Minus Garfield' describes this situation the best. Jon just looks like a crazy dude if Garfield isn't answering him.

I have conversations with my dogs! They go something like this: "HOW'S MY LITTLE PUPPY DOG?? A YOO YOO YOO YOO?! BRRRRR!" And they just look at me as if they were sorry for humanity...

I get the same impression from my pets, like they're just frustrated that we never seem to be able to understand what they're after. The dog's pretty mellow, but I'm pretty sure the cat gets condescending about it.

Miawwww

What OP isn't telling us is that his cat put on glasses, wrote out a flow chart, and explained in perfect english why OP's new cologne and hair style is making him unattractive.

With a British accent?

What would you think if some random man told you he had a talking cat, and to come to his house to see it?

#21 I'll probably go see it. Who wouldn't? It's a talking cat.

Seems to work for pedo bear with the talking cat in his van filled with candy.