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There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.

At least you have pussy.

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There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.

Exactly, it could be called felinedesires.com or crazycatlove.net or maybe even crazypussylovers.com

I bet that last URL is already taken. Giggidy!

it should be something like: myonlyfriendismycat.org or lonelycatlovers.com or helpmeineedfriends.net

It's a good idea, because all pairings start from a common interest. Often conversations are hard to start, but you can start by showing off your cats. Then your cats meet their cats, and you start a big cat family. I know of a very happy elderly couple who live this way now.

I've actually seen an advertisement for a dating website specifically for dog lovers…

That's nothing. I've been trying to explain to my snake why I don't get any action and he is not f*cking happy about it.

What about lonely cat lovers who don't own cats?

At least you have pussy.

Hey, is your cat at least a good listener? But, you just got to take that first step and get out there. :) If this is something you don't like about yourself change it for your own happiness.

YOUR AVATAR. OW.

what the fuck is up with your profile pic!?

I saw this asked before... leeches, apparently. good for the eyeballs. mm.

Cats always listen no matter what you say...he/she heard each word and will not say anything they are very good secret keepers...

I tried talking to my dog once. She kept giving me the "what the fuck is she saying to me?!?!" face.

Please to meet you, Jon Arbuckle...

I think 'Garfield Minus Garfield' describes this situation the best. Jon just looks like a crazy dude if Garfield isn't answering him.

I love making conversation with my cat! Example Cat: "meoww" me: no , you didn't! Really ? How was it? Cat: meowww me: aww honey , I'm sure you'll find another cat to hang with . I know it's weird but it's funny to me coz she meows everytime I say something so it's like a conversation (:

I have conversations with my dogs! They go something like this: "HOW'S MY LITTLE PUPPY DOG?? A YOO YOO YOO YOO?! BRRRRR!" And they just look at me as if they were sorry for humanity...

I get the same impression from my pets, like they're just frustrated that we never seem to be able to understand what they're after. The dog's pretty mellow, but I'm pretty sure the cat gets condescending about it.

Korosuhito 26

Well, what did your cat say?

What OP isn't telling us is that his cat put on glasses, wrote out a flow chart, and explained in perfect english why OP's new cologne and hair style is making him unattractive.

With a British accent?

Damn, go out and meet someone! The cat will eventually troll you like they seem to do all the time on here.

Why, because you have a TALKING CAT?! Seems like a chick magnet to me!

What would you think if some random man told you he had a talking cat, and to come to his house to see it?

#21 I'll probably go see it. Who wouldn't? It's a talking cat.

Seems to work for pedo bear with the talking cat in his van filled with candy.

I wouldn't worry about your sanity until your cat starts answering back!