Animals, Lonely, Cats and Solitude: Sounds wonderful

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By Loner - 05/12/2021 14:00

Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2021 14:41

How do you pull that off? You can always go to a grocery store and see people, and maybe even get a cashier to ask you, "Paper or plastic?"

poeserpursche 11

Sunday 5 December 2021 16:41

Sounds like a win to me... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 December 2021 14:41

How do you pull that off? You can always go to a grocery store and see people, and maybe even get a cashier to ask you, "Paper or plastic?"

poeserpursche 11

Sunday 5 December 2021 16:41

Sounds like a win to me... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tamay 6

Monday 6 December 2021 5:48

ye ok we understand your life sucks

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