Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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noncomposmentis
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Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
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Savra_fml
| 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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noncomposmentis
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Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
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holllla_fml
| 3
What if the cat's abusive? Mine is. >.<
Get out while you can op!
Get out while you can op!
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noncomposmentis
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#22: What kind of cat do you have? A tiger, a lion, a leopard, a jaguar, a cheetah, etc.?
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
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Cats can be assholes.
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HahaYDI
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28- True but so can people lol.
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changesinme
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Time to go on a prowl!
Would fit better of you were a cougar!
Would fit better of you were a cougar!
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Thatoneguy021
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Its alright if you're single op. Strut that cat-lady swag ;)
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iDaniel525
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You better get your cat something purrfect for Valentines Day.
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kooochris1995
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Aww Happy Anniversery!!! (:
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Horcruxer
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Cougars are nice.
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ragzilla
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You could be in a happy relationship with a cat too. Or several cats.
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iDaniel525
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If her cat finds out, the cats face will be like your profile pic^
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CremeEggs
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You could always be in a relationship with chocolate. Chocolate will never let you down.
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Joshawott
| 21
It'll run away when things get heated though.
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doctorwhogirl
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
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Jaxx66
| 21
My cat -Stan- is an asshole. But I loves him. He slaps me on the forehead to be fed in the morning because he loves me.
And OP! You can be a crazy cat lady but not single. I am. But my bf is crazy too.
And OP! You can be a crazy cat lady but not single. I am. But my bf is crazy too.
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Liimitless
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23 you poor kitten
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Bobissmall
| 13
And cats are extremely independent and probably don't even need you OP. Just something to think about to brighten your day... :)
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bluekid7
| 5
If OP is feline lonely, the Internet has some purrfect online dating sites.
Oh God, what have I done.......
Oh God, what have I done.......
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alsgirl
| 24
Catnap!!!!!
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Vikkichikkii
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I love banging people I meet on collegehookups.gu.ma
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lishy1311
| 0
Lol!
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
:O Its the crazy cat lady!! xD
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pfx2_fml
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Congrats..
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MagicallyFat
| 12
I'm a single guy and I've had my kitten for a year and 3 months soooo I'm winning… or in this case not winning.
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alsgirl
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@ 138: A guy who likes cats. We need more people like you in the world! My boy is a definite dog person and doesn't understand my feline affinity ;-)
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Jakesterk96
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Buy a dog, problem solved.
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MagicallyFat
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Oh don't get me wrong I want nothing more than a dog. I just like all animals their so furry and cute
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geeksaresexy
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170. me and my b/f have 4 cats between us :) as well as 2 buns and other fuzz butts. HE is the one who wants another cat :p Only guy I ever met who loves cat as much as me :D
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ZealIFeel
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Time is on your side.
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bitchslapped22
| 14
No, but Nationwide is
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Meowingtons500
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Congrats! Perhaps you can be cast in the next "Simpsons Live" show. :)
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dontfmlplzzz
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Ditch the cats and start dating, it's a downward spiral from where you're at
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Awsumuzzie
| 12
Because the cats are the problem.
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zombiebram
| 0
Do you do anything but talk shit about men? It's ok to not want to date them but just because you are gay does not give you a right to hate.
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Jaxx66
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Zombie, who the hell are you talking too?
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zombiebram
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To 69 she's been leaving some bs on many posts talking crap about men
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MikeDa1Da
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69 (giggity)- they clearly are, otherwise they wouldn't be in the FML.
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boofgall
| 16
Uh, they aren't the problem, it's just the only thing in OPs life at the moment.
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bobbyfmaul
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So u saying cat ladie does that make u a cougar??
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Savra_fml
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That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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micahz2
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Agreed.^ pretty horrible...
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The_Troller
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I had to re-read it just to understand that trainwreck of letters.
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kroekdog
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Please don't have children.
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monkeysareyummy
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Thes is tha worsed speling and gramar i have ever ceen
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dragynfyre
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fail.
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AlexanderSilver
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Fail^^
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delilah09
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Oh my gosh it's true! People ARE retarded! And it's getting worse and worse by the minute!!!!
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jad07
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You should invite your cat friends and have some cat-nip to celebrate
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ImInYourFACEbook
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Cat sounds great!
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ascharb
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i'd celebrate with LOTS of wine
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AntiBody32123
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Just don't give the cats any. You know what it does to their furr.
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alexh15
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Cats are special. You should be proud! :)
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weasel123
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Yeah! When the time comes, I look forward to living out my retired senior citizen days as an old cat lady. Such high aspirations, I know...
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alexh15
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I also wanna be an awesome cat lady! And I'm a guy! :P
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lovestheice
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Um cats aren't as special as husbands.
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alexh15
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And that all depends on who's opinion you ask... :)
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constipatedlady
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Nothing wrong with being single when you want to be. You don't so, what exactly is wrong with you that you can't get into a relationship? YDI
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noncomposmentis
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Nothing has to be wrong with her. Perhaps she just has very bad luck and keeps meeting the wrong people.
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Roevera
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And you deserve to be buried in negative thumbs, for being such an ass hole.
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philitron128
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I love how this comment started out nice but then it just went full on asshole xD