By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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noncomposmentis 6

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

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Savra_fml 17

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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noncomposmentis 6

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

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holllla_fml 3

What if the cat's abusive? Mine is. >.< Get out while you can op!

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noncomposmentis 6

#22: What kind of cat do you have? A tiger, a lion, a leopard, a jaguar, a cheetah, etc.?

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HahaYDI 0

28- True but so can people lol.

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changesinme 0

Time to go on a prowl! Would fit better of you were a cougar!

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Thatoneguy021 0

Its alright if you're single op. Strut that cat-lady swag ;)

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iDaniel525 8

You better get your cat something purrfect for Valentines Day.

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ragzilla 0

You could be in a happy relationship with a cat too. Or several cats.

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iDaniel525 8

If her cat finds out, the cats face will be like your profile pic^

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CremeEggs 6

You could always be in a relationship with chocolate. Chocolate will never let you down.

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Joshawott 21

It'll run away when things get heated though.

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Jaxx66 21

My cat -Stan- is an asshole. But I loves him. He slaps me on the forehead to be fed in the morning because he loves me. And OP! You can be a crazy cat lady but not single. I am. But my bf is crazy too.

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Bobissmall 13

And cats are extremely independent and probably don't even need you OP. Just something to think about to brighten your day... :)

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bluekid7 5

If OP is feline lonely, the Internet has some purrfect online dating sites. Oh God, what have I done.......

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Vikkichikkii 2

I love banging people I meet on collegehookups.gu.ma

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GovernorGeneral 8

:O Its the crazy cat lady!! xD

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MagicallyFat 12

I'm a single guy and I've had my kitten for a year and 3 months soooo I'm winning… or in this case not winning.

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alsgirl 24

@ 138: A guy who likes cats. We need more people like you in the world! My boy is a definite dog person and doesn't understand my feline affinity ;-)

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Jakesterk96 8

Buy a dog, problem solved.

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MagicallyFat 12

Oh don't get me wrong I want nothing more than a dog. I just like all animals their so furry and cute

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geeksaresexy 18

170. me and my b/f have 4 cats between us :) as well as 2 buns and other fuzz butts. HE is the one who wants another cat :p Only guy I ever met who loves cat as much as me :D

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Meowingtons500 18

Congrats! Perhaps you can be cast in the next "Simpsons Live" show. :)

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Ditch the cats and start dating, it's a downward spiral from where you're at

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zombiebram 0

Do you do anything but talk shit about men? It's ok to not want to date them but just because you are gay does not give you a right to hate.

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Jaxx66 21

Zombie, who the hell are you talking too?

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zombiebram 0

To 69 she's been leaving some bs on many posts talking crap about men

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MikeDa1Da 14

69 (giggity)- they clearly are, otherwise they wouldn't be in the FML.

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boofgall 16

Uh, they aren't the problem, it's just the only thing in OPs life at the moment.

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bobbyfmaul 2

So u saying cat ladie does that make u a cougar??

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Savra_fml 17

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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The_Troller 14

I had to re-read it just to understand that trainwreck of letters.

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kroekdog 7

Please don't have children.

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monkeysareyummy 0

Thes is tha worsed speling and gramar i have ever ceen

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delilah09 6

Oh my gosh it's true! People ARE retarded! And it's getting worse and worse by the minute!!!!

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jad07 0

You should invite your cat friends and have some cat-nip to celebrate

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ascharb 0

i'd celebrate with LOTS of wine

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AntiBody32123 5

Just don't give the cats any. You know what it does to their furr.

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alexh15 13

Cats are special. You should be proud! :)

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weasel123 9

Yeah! When the time comes, I look forward to living out my retired senior citizen days as an old cat lady. Such high aspirations, I know...

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alexh15 13

I also wanna be an awesome cat lady! And I'm a guy! :P

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alexh15 13

And that all depends on who's opinion you ask... :)

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constipatedlady 0

Nothing wrong with being single when you want to be. You don't so, what exactly is wrong with you that you can't get into a relationship? YDI

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noncomposmentis 6

Nothing has to be wrong with her. Perhaps she just has very bad luck and keeps meeting the wrong people.

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Roevera 14

And you deserve to be buried in negative thumbs, for being such an ass hole.

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philitron128 0

I love how this comment started out nice but then it just went full on asshole xD

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