By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 068
You deserved it 3 753

Same thing different taste

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So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined. Come on this isn't an fml. :)


dudeitsdanny 9

Agreed. You should have joined in and told them what yours was.

I just joined and I know this ain't an fml. epic fail to you, good sir, epic fail indeed.

johncow123 0

Aye this aint no ****** fail blog, get yo shit outta here! :D

WTF how did this fml be accsepted mine didnt i got shot in my balls with paintball, not only one bullet...

So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined. Come on this isn't an fml. :)

How is this a FML?? Its annoying reading stupid stuff like this!

an FML should be more FML than this one but less FML than AIDS........if that made any sense at all

No. FMLs should just be funny stories at the expense of the person writing it. It doesn't matter how serious they are.

how exactly is this at the expense of the OP unless the OP is a whiny bitch?

Yeah, it always pees me off when people's complaints on an FML are 'this didn't ruin your life'. Oh, sorry, would you rather be on a website full of people who watched a friend die, or caught a terminal illness, or some other soul-destroying horrifying experience? It's a funny site, and it always has been.

BAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. Not sure how its an FML, but I'm sure some guys would be mildly disturbed by how much some girls share with each other. xD

sunshyne84_fml 0

Same, "dumps they take to common transportation" makes no sense to me =/

They compare their bowel movements to transportation. Heard of similes and metaphors? Kind of like someone saying, "That Saint Bernard is as big as a house!" (which is a simile), or "That Saint Bernard is a house!" (which is a metaphor). Here they're saying, "My shit is as big as/came out as fast as/looks just like a coach bus", or in terms of a metaphor (and accurate to the FML), "My shit is a coach bus." Hence the start of the comparison. "They take" is part of the clause in "the dumps they take", as in "bowel movements they have". I think you guys are mistakenly reading it as "...dumps they bring with them onto common transportation" instead of "[using a metaphor/simile, compare: the dumps (that they take) ---> common transportation." I honestly hope this helps. If it sounds jagged and disoriented, that's because I couldn't stop laughing throughout this episode of Shit English 101.

johnsonchicklet 0

hahahah you are my hero for that explanation hahahaha

perdix 29

They probably use the same system to describe their boyfriends penises, Mr. Dinghy. You may want to avoid anal when "water taxi" makes its appearance.

_sourpatchkid 0

hahaha yeeeess! I LIKE THIS!!! at least she didn't liken her poo to the starship enterprise. Then you would have had an FML on at least two levels.

perdix 29

Another bad one: The Exxon Valdez. An enormous supertanker with an oily discharge.

Likening it to the Starship Enterprise? "It boldly went where no man has gone before."

my last one was like a little fleet of VW Bugs.

that's probably the stupidest fml I have ever read. what was it about anyway? dumb.