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Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17567) - you deserved it (1603)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.

#2 - On 11/05/2012 at 4:51pm by soullessgingers

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Kids these days...little monsters.

#3 - On 11/05/2012 at 4:51pm by Blakeykins

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