Work: Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting...

By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2017 00:10 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML

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Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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pickwick716 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:45

You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

At least your boss is honest.

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mhmmhmgood 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

ouuchh.

Zhejan 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:20

In Soviet Russia, drink makes you!

sublime93 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:12

Lmfao

HolyWoah 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:52

Haha, nice.

udeservedit909 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:20

lol!!

cheese1756 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:16

2nd

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:16

my boss is excactly the same and it makes work really shitty!

anus_face 0

Friday 18 September 2009 11:39

Managers that work in shitty places like that are either very very nice or professional assholes and those who are the professional assholes are just depressed that they arent going anywhere in life so they take it out on specific people to ease their anger and they pick favourites.. So don't worry i'm pretty sure in every restaurant and clothing store, basically any minimum wage job, there is gonna be an asshole manager who picks one person that they like to continually make their days an absolute living hell. I live this hell and i totally understand your situation. Get a new job, I know i am. They don't deserve you. :)

DeadMansCrack 4

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

Kinda sucks...but maybe you need to check yourself. FYL indeed though.

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

At least your boss is honest.

confizzled 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:24

Honesty's the best policy ;D

Dabookofnothing 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:08

whoever said honesty was the best policy never tried lying

chanman 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:26

i've tried it. I still think honesty is the best. You probably only know stupid people, which is why lying is worse =P. And I thought the same thing about the "honest" part. hahaha