Kids: Apple juice, ************

Apple juice, ************

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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soullessgingers 0

Monday 5 November 2012 22:51

Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.

Blakeykins 0

Monday 5 November 2012 22:51

Kids these days...little monsters.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 5 November 2012 23:19

I've noticed that when I've given a urine sample, it looks a lot like apple juice. If not saying you should serve piss to bratty kids, but if it's the alternative to a three-ring butt-reaming . . .

perdix 29

Monday 5 November 2012 23:22

*I've

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 5 November 2012 23:29

Too bad you couldn't slap her right across her mouth. I'm a bit older but if I had done that, my babysitter (a family friend) would have ground the soap into my teeth when I had to put the soap in my mouth for it. Then she would have told my parents, who then would blister my butt to the point I couldn't sit for awhile.

pradip 26

Monday 5 November 2012 23:38

In that girls case, parents care too little but in ur case they sound too extreme.

sicksadworld1317 30

Tuesday 6 November 2012 5:57

Slapping and otherwise abusing children teaches them nothing good. An authoritative approach is a much better bet.

ICastillo 24

Monday 5 November 2012 23:32

Well you can tell all of them to shove the apple juice where the sun don't shine and no I don't mean the refrigerator.

katie887 2

Monday 5 November 2012 23:52

Thy girl is gonna have serious trouble when life doesn't always gives her what he wants, too bad her parents and supervisors are dumb as well. Smile, and do u r best. U don't deserve this.

JDII 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 0:17

Thats why I only deal with my kids lmfao, I'd have to tell the parrents to get their rotten kid tf out of my day car and do not come back. unacceptable. when I was a kid they had this paddle with B.O.S.S. engraved/drilled into it, and I would have B.O.S.S. on my butt for decades.