Kids: Apple juice, ************

Apple juice, ************

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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soullessgingers 0

Monday 5 November 2012 22:51

Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.

Blakeykins 0

Monday 5 November 2012 22:51

Kids these days...little monsters.

Comments

AgentTaco 6

Friday 9 November 2012 18:09

Ha YDI, apple juice is the shit!

Blyville 2

Monday 12 November 2012 17:47

And people wonder whats wrong with kids today. Its ignorant parents that raise them

Lanae_Grier 0

Monday 12 November 2012 22:00

"Yeah gimme my damn apple juice" that's a shame how people just spoil their kids rotten

MessaMess 1

Friday 4 January 2013 7:40

Oh my god. I cannot believe this. I work at a daycare and if a little kid tried to swear around me or my boss, they'd get a LONG lecture on how you never say those words, you do Not disrespect an adult and they'd get a nice long sit in the corner.

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 9:21

This site is the complete opposite of "gives me hope."

agentWallflower 12

Wednesday 20 March 2013 3:25

My mom would've smacked me in the mouth if I said that to someone. I feel bad for the kid in a way; her parents are raising her to be a brat and it's eventually going to hit hard. Sorry you had to deal with this, OP.

ckrider64 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:25

i worked at a daycare for five years. we never ran out of juice. rememer its your job to make sure every kid gets the same treatment and that goes for snacks. no excuse YDI.