Work, Students and Teachers: Corruption, corruption everywhere - FML

Corruption, corruption everywhere

By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 12:00 - Czechia

Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML

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Today, I watched as a bully told a kid, "I wish someone would staple your mouth shut so you would never talk again" right in front of the teacher. The teacher definitely heard it. She didn't get written up for it. Not even a verbal warning. I would pay to see a teacher actually punish someone in this school. FML

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The bitch is back

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poopface82 23

Saturday 15 March 2025 14:13

Then I suggest you take your student’s suggestion and **** off to a new job. And document all this and file a hostile work environment lawsuit.

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poopface82 23

Saturday 15 March 2025 14:13

Then I suggest you take your student’s suggestion and **** off to a new job. And document all this and file a hostile work environment lawsuit.

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