Well now you can enjoy the rest of your day ;)

Get revenge; stick a cardio-pulse-reader-sticky-thingy to each of their eyebrows.

I have to ask, why would #1 say lmao at the end if it wasn't supposed to be funny :/

Although that's a shitty thing for your co-workers to do, I'm sure it didn't absolutely wreck your day. You definitely didn't deserve it, so I guess FYL??? (Although your life is far from fucked).

Or, 34, OP could make sure that the coworkers end up spending a few months in said hospital...

Or OP could tell them they missed their kid's birthday for this, and walk away leaving them to feel guilty!

Did doc bastard write this? Sorry for the thread jack

No. I don't get days off. Yay.

I've had something similar happen when I changed departments at work and everyone knew how much I missed my old department so a manager told me they were extremely busy and needed me in for my old department. I rushed over with joy and then was told it was a joke... but they apreciated the enthusiam.

Time to call one or two of your cow-orkers to tell them that their shifts were cancelled at the last minute, then watch them get canned for missing their shifts.

Well yeah, that's why it's on FML.

Congratulations, you've learned the meaning of F My Life.

You're thinking too hard.

Even if that were true chances are OP wouldn't have the same feeling back after that incident.