How to make a sociopath

By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By metallifreak44 - 14/11/2011 13:37 - Canada

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Glad to help out

By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By EosHelios - 27/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Halethorpe

Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by the county for aggressive behavior intervention. Of course, he only started hitting my assistant and other students after the observer left. FML

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The Headmaster Ritual

By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Fainting time

By kindergarten teacher - 23/03/2013 13:25 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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ajh1800 25

Friday 10 April 2020 16:08

Aren't all schools closed due to Coronavirus right now? I'm a teacher and my school is going to be closed for the rest of the school year.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:26

Kids like that piss me off. What kind of parenting is being done at his home that he thinks punching someone is okay? It's also disgusting that kids need iPad time at school. No wonder kids don't know anything these days.

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ajh1800 25

Friday 10 April 2020 16:08

Aren't all schools closed due to Coronavirus right now? I'm a teacher and my school is going to be closed for the rest of the school year.

ojoRojo 27

Friday 10 April 2020 16:10

It depends on where they’re from, and also I think a lot of these didn’t actually happen that recently and are from before the pandemic

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 April 2020 17:30

Did you not get training? You should have been taught to put up your guard when trying to separate a kid from their iPad. "Like taking candy from a baby" is a stupid cliché because those little ******* are going to put up a fight!

GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 11 April 2020 1:47

i would have been in grade 1 around 1999. If anyone hit a teacher they got a good smack and got their ass dragged to the office for a suspension. Altho back then they still kit kids knuckles with rulers and threw chalk at your head if you talked.Kids these days lack discipline.

Brady Callaghan 2

Saturday 11 April 2020 14:59

First of all, yeah aren’t schools closed? Second, You should have smacked him back lol, some kids think they can do anything. I know I thought I could when I was younger. Obviously I understand you can’t do that