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Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30197) - you deserved it (5345)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

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Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

#1 - On 01/25/2013 at 7:11pm by sugarshane007

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Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

#3 - On 01/25/2013 at 7:12pm by Mordakai420

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