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Baby Got Back

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By backfat - / Friday 18 May 2018 01:44 /

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By joeyl1990 | 28

#7635925 - Friday 18 May 2018 2:30

If he ever asks for anal offer him back fat. probably wont hurt as much.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7635929 - Friday 18 May 2018 2:58

I have a sudden craving for Chili’s.

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By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7635923 - Friday 18 May 2018 2:21

He doesn’t have to know that

By joeyl1990 | 28

#7635925 - Friday 18 May 2018 2:30

If he ever asks for anal offer him back fat. probably wont hurt as much.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7635929 - Friday 18 May 2018 2:58

I have a sudden craving for Chili’s.

By pjsr | 31

#7635930 - Friday 18 May 2018 3:01

I like big backs and I cannot lie

By RichardPencil | 25

#7635937 - Friday 18 May 2018 4:25

Hey, he likes grabbing your flesh. Let’s not be so technical about anatomy.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7636073 - Friday 18 May 2018 12:25

Whatever gets him off. With back fat buttocks you can possibly go to sleep while he does his thing.

By Davros | 12

#7636164 - Friday 18 May 2018 16:17

damn, your a quadruple threat!

By Wintermelons | 19

#7636256 - Friday 18 May 2018 20:24

Oh you don’t need to hide it, we all know he said “Nice ass”

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