By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 689
You deserved it 4 779

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Rach17 0

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

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Rach17 0

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

Knight05 0

I hope you bleed like a stuck pig, you nasty bitch. I woudn't QQ about periods too long they will be far and few betweem when Johnny and all his 20 friends are tag teaming that pink ass till you start spittin' out minority babies one after the other.

YDI FOR BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR PRIVATE PARTS AND THEN ACTING BITCHY BECAUSE OF IT

HahaYDI 0

Hmm, Im gonna go with #36 on this one

You think that is bad OP?? Girls in my country have a ceremony when you have their first period!!!

curryndricegirll 0

nobody has a ceremony for having your period in india. and yes, i am indian if it weren't obvious from my username. in fact, people avoid mentioning that subject all together. periods are thought of as dirty and you're not supposed to go to the temple when you're on your period. OP, it's embarrassing now, but a couple of years later, you'll look back on it and laugh. besides, it's just family. there aren't any secrets in family anyhow

kat_lovesyoukno 0

i've been to india i didn't love new delhi too much but i loved the mountains

buffalo_9 0

lol wtf what country are you from?!

pongmaster 0

hey you racist twats quit being bitches you stupid americans

"Sorry I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

the **** bout Indians it's a freekin fml!

256 we aren't all idiots. it's just that the red neck fox news watching racist losers are louder than us normal people.

doglover339 4

Actually I am Indian but live in America and a friend of my family's had a ceremony party thing when she got hers... Some people do it some don't (thank god my family doesn't!) But yeah that's really awkward! Oh well just be happy it's over

fml_lover1 0

At least he's a dad that cares. Be thankful for that

Seriously, I don't get the big deal about first periods. It's not like anyone makes a massive fuss when a guy gets his first boner.

#256 it's usually considered a big thing because it means you're officially a woman when your period comes. You can now make babies and your body has matured

loltoyoutoo 0

Oh shit . LOL . Now everyone knows the big news, huh !?

adelaide_evening 0

Yes, and it was signed in red ink.

Ox_Baker 0

If you're barely getting your period, why are you on this website? It's supposed to be for adults.

#167, your a ******* idiot and clearly skipped health class. Girls can get there periods as late as into there twenties. Besides I know some younger kids who are more ******* mature then people my age.

You clearly skipped English class. There's a difference between "your" and "you're" as well as "their," "there" and "they're." You're the ******* idiot. :)

MeMeMe123455 0

Oh baby... Another case of someone making an honest grammatical mistake then subsequently being attacked through flaming posts from people with no lives. Wooo!

NataleeC 0

yay you are one of the people who can actually read the post for what it is and not get all in defense mode because of some simple grammar mistakes. I thought I was the only one. lol

go die you grammar nazis and 167 stop being one if those stupid old people who only live to follow rules

no1askdu 5

did he buy you your first tampon too...

WinterPerfection 3

I love how no one thinks that maybe her mom isn't in the picture.

PersnicketyPu55y 0

You should be happy you have a father who cares enough to do something like that for you.

haha, yeah, "congratulations daughter o' mine that you are now bleeding from your genitals!" hahaha

sexymessy 0

Yeah I agree. I thought it was kind of sweet. It's awkward but he had good intentions behind what he did!

VampiressMiharu 0

It's good to appreciate the things you already have, but the funny thing is, nobody sits there everyday being all careful of what they say and always thinking about those who are less fortunate.

kapowi 0

Oh, your life is so ******, you poor thing. Your dad got you a card, oh my god how dare he. Grow the **** up.

You can tell her to grow up, but she's probably only 13... so it's going to be a while until she grows up. For now, she's a drama queen.

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

lol kapowi she's probably not even a teenager yet. that's not a nice way to talk to a child

Considering this is her first period I doubt she's even a teenager, so yes it would be awkward for her dad to know about something 'private' she probably doesn't fully understand herself yet. Though she's lucky her dad actually has some interest in her personal life, my dad still cringes when I mention the word 'tampon', or even 'cramps'.

acethehusky 0

my sister got her first period when she was 17, my friend got it at 10.

I think her point was that its not just preteens getting their first period. sometimes the person can be a lot older

Well when i first got mine my mom phoned everyone in our family even if they were at work

Yeah, my Mum told my Grandma, then my Grandma told the rest of my family within the hour... even second cousins who I'd met about twice in my life.

same here haha she called all her friends... I went to my grandmas house and she said soo you started your period and I was like who told you and she was like ph your mom sent it put in a mass text ?(?_?;)

xo_emily_xo 0

Ewww why is fml infested with toddlers nowadays?

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

Says someone who just called a thirteen year old a toddler. Toddlers are usually between the ages of 1 and 3.

xoxoCheer 0

Some girls like to make a big announcement of their period. I've read FMLs on here that instead of a cake for someone's birthday, the family buys a cake for their sibling's first period. He probably thought you wanted people to know... Dads are so weird like that :)

Uhm. Why is that even an issue? This is /so/ not a FML. "OHEMGEE! NOW MY ENTIRE FAMILY KNOWS ABOUT MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!" C'mon people, seriously?

The thing is, most girls are young, insecure, and immature when they get their first period. I got mine when I was 12 and it was so sudden and upsetting that I didn't tell my mom until a full day after it started. It could have been worse for her, but it also could have been a lot better.

tomakobriefs 11

I got you beat: I waited three days to tell my mother. And she wouldn't get off the internet long enough to give me the time of day to talk to me. She yelled at me for bothering her. I was also 12.

inside_laugher96 0

i've got you all beat i didnt tell my mom for a year and i was 9! oh and ya thats really embarrissing my dad pretends he doesnt know we never speak of it

brodway_dreamer 0

sorry I got u all beat I didn't tell my mom for 2 year and I only told her bc I had to go to the doctor for it

I was 12 and I didn't tell my mom for half a year.... My grandparents dont even know and we live with them..... lol

I was 12 and I didn't tell my mom for half a year.... My grandparents dont even know and we live with them..... lol

I didn't tell my mom for seven months!!! Beat that!