By Creeped out - New Zealand - Auckland


Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
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By  mimerino  |  9

Lol yo

  Dylan94_fml  |  8

If that was an old man saying it to a young woman all of the comments would be about how much of a creepy perve he was. Double standards always seem to elude some people.

  yresim  |  12

Personally, 54, I'd still say the same thing. You think I haven't gotten some old guy commenting on my body from time to time? I smile, say thank you, and move on. As long as they don't touch, I don't get worked up. Every attractive woman has been through this at least a dozen times.

  Clioo_fml  |  17

56- do you know how conceited you sound saying that? "Every attractive woman has been through this..."

You're calling yourself attractive. Confidence is good..but this...a little too big headed.

  yresim  |  12

I'm not trying to be conceited. My point was that women go through this constantly. 54 was complaining about double standards. The truth is, if a woman posted about this, no one would even blink. She doesn't even need to be super hot, just moderately attractive (which is why I used that particular word). Yes, the guy would be creepy, just as the old woman is. However, it's practically expected, and women are expected to put up with it. Not even just from old guys, but from all kinds of creepy types.

Summary: 54 is complaining about double standards, but the only reason we're even talking about this is because OP is a guy.

  longchow  |  8

We all have naughty thoughts. You can't filter your thoughts, but you can filter your actions (speech in particular). I bet you didn't realize that you weren't filtering your thoughts as you read this, did you?

By  Ameel_fml  |  19

I can't decide if I find the old lady really creepy or really adorable.

I'm leaning towards the latter, mostly because she used the word "tushie".

By  NickaPLZ  |  26

It's the oldies you gotta watch for!

  windfuelsfire  |  10

Exactly, the world of FML and in general is full of psycho bitches, so to me it's not self explanatory. The votes do tend to point towards her finding it funny, though.