Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
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AiDen2
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Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"
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daringtoride
| 27
Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.
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AiDen2
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First comment :D
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daringtoride
| 27
Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.
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oj101
| 33
Why is it such a bad thing? There is nothing wrong with homo/bisexuality.
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ewang_
| 12
Nobody is coming on OP
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spekledworf
| 18
44- That is true, but there is something wrong with OP's lack of respect for people. I'm sorry but I was raised better than to make comments like that, whether someone can hear them or not.
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DanielleinDC
| 32
No, but there is something wrong with commenting on people's body parts, especially if the person can hear you.
YDI, OP. This will teach you to comment on people's body parts in public.
YDI, OP. This will teach you to comment on people's body parts in public.
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Alexweber929
| 14
Some girls like it, as long as its done with taste
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Pikachu17
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44- because we're assuming he's straight since he wants to think its a girl's ass
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NINJAKITTY12345
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But he isn't gay, look at his name.
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decidedlyvague
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He just appreciates a nice ass. Did you sniff it?
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Growlithe1395
| 19
But saying that the girl had a nice ass by saying "Damn sher got a hot ass" is completely disrespectful.
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AiDen2
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Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"
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hama806
| 19
Hey a perfect ass is a perfect ass no matter how you slice it. Don't worry about it OP.
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iammeorami
| 25
how did Pokémon come into an FML where a guy says a guys ass looks nice
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KittyWantMilk
| 4
Pokemon finds its way into everything..don't question it.
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Pretty_reckless_fml
| 18
A wild Pokemon reference appears!
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alcostonez
| 7
It says he's a guy so clearly he's a man, well done
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NikkiRainbow63
| 31
Wow #3. That was simply onixpected.
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Hillaryy789
| 9
Btw, that doesn't make you gay.
You were just admiring an ass that just happened to belong to a guy..
You were just admiring an ass that just happened to belong to a guy..
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jojimugo
| 20
Yea true but dude you're still admiring a dudes Ass, that doesn't really scream straight does it ?
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empath
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35. You seem so threatened at the thought of seeing the back of another mans jeans. It's clear you've done it a time or two before, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We aren't the westboro baptist church, it's okay to be gay. It's a shame you locked yourself back up in that closet. I'm sure under all that homophobia you're Fabulous!
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
This FML reminds me of Master of Disguise... Wouldn't be surprised if it was fake. Unless the guy was skinny and had well-kept hair, YDI.
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SoSickWithIt
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Or what if the guy just doesn't think looking at a dudes ass is very straight?
When I was a kid.. I yelled out, "That girl is so hot." As we were passing by people standing on the street... My step mother informed me it was a tranny. I was mortified.. But if you think you're looking at a woman, and you get sexually aroused or the sexual attraction is there, it's ok, because you think it's a woman. Once you find out its a dude, and if you're still attracted.. That's when I think there may be a bit of a problem. Unless you wanna be gay?
When I was a kid.. I yelled out, "That girl is so hot." As we were passing by people standing on the street... My step mother informed me it was a tranny. I was mortified.. But if you think you're looking at a woman, and you get sexually aroused or the sexual attraction is there, it's ok, because you think it's a woman. Once you find out its a dude, and if you're still attracted.. That's when I think there may be a bit of a problem. Unless you wanna be gay?
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alcostonez
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Can't really 'wanna be gay'
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zingline89
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"Yeah, he must work out."
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retyi43
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damn! you beat me to it
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Grootensliven
| 10
Best movie ever
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rasta76
| 9
what movie reference is this I've heard it before?
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zingline89
| 18
Dumb and Dumber.
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ThePieGuy0817
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Now picture an alternate scenario, in which the person in front of you overheard this conversation. Consider, then, how much more awkward it could have been.
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pickles1994
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Make sure to check the whole SHEbang first. YDI.
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Rddvl
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well that's one way to sound obnoxious. YDI
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screenager5
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That's just awkward. Nothing gave it away, like some butch hair or a lack of curves? Hopefully he didn't hear you!
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klovemachine
| 24
"Today, a guy behind me said I had a nice butt. He must have thought I was a girl. FML"
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PunkySpunky78
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What is butch hair?
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tymarie2012
| 31
Hair doesn't always tell you what gender someone is..
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screenager5
| 35
That's why I also mentioned a lack of curves. Sometimes that doesn't help either, and then it's just awkward. Like I also said.
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kieralumina
| 30
the only way to really know is to either ask, or use facial structure. I used to think the curve thing would work. there are a lot of times when it doesn't
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rkmn8r
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at least you didn't slap it as you walked by
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iammeorami
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haha that would be really funny