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Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

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Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

No kidding.. Lol

NickaPLZ 26

Couldn't have said it better...

she must be into some kinky shit lmao

Ahh come on OP you scaredy cat, it wont make you homo. just dont tell anyone...... ANYBODY. lol

Dear god I fear for him

what a lovely thing to say

Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

TorturedXeno 27

I was going to throw in a strap-on joke, butt-f*** it.

Or she's packing... Lol

WOO WOO! All aboard the Midnight Meat Train! Next stop, OP's anus!

I don't g*t why people c**sor fuck on fuckmylife.com

M* Nei**er

At least she didn't surprise you, eh? Butt let her know if you're not into that.

surprise butt sex...

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Show it anyway

Hopefully it's just the lady expressing her sex drive, and not a surprise OP doesn't know about...

Nope, it's not just you. That shit is hot.

Having your prostate played with can be actually very pleasurable, especially if you hit the G-spot. You don't have to be gay to enjoy it, so keep an open mind.

I don't care what anybody thinks or says, an anus is meant for one purpose...moving shit out not "things" in. But I guess to each their own.

17 you're missing out on a lot of fun with that mindset.

Hella - I would find it hard to believe that you apply this same logic to hands or mouths...

#7, it's not your mind you need to keep open ;)

33: I mean...you put things into your mouth, don't you? ;)

There's nothing wrong with liking or not liking ass-play as a personal preference. Don't act all superior because you do or do not enjoy it.

Nothing like getting your back door smashed in like a SWAT team drug bust.

What do you do with the fecal matter situation? Unless you clean your insides somehow, it's disgusting. But I really don't know anything about it.

The more feces the better! Lather that crap on like baby lotion!

Time to get your shit pushed in.

I thought the g spot was a myth

You must be fun at parties.

As a straight guy, I can say that this is true.

In reply to #17 Well yeah and a mouth is only "meant" for eating, talking, and breathing but I don't see too many guys who hate blowjobs.

In reply to #56: the best way to clean it is with a vaginal douche, no kidding. Luckily, most people aren't full of shit all day. Speaking of which, people who claim that the anus is for pooping only make me wonder where they got their user manual. It's not like you're voiding the warranty by screwing open the backside.

54 - first FML comment to actually make me LOL. Congrats (:

Hooray #98!

That's pretty romantic

Tattoo 'exit only' on your ass ;)

One Way Street!

Or perhaps 'No entry' !

Mudslide warning.

i think that guys should know how it feels too

Pretty sure having something shoved up their ass is a choice women make (sometimes)

I enjoy the feeling myself.

Guys should only expireance it if he wants to do it to her.