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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46790) - you deserved it (3488)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well at least he's not saying,

"You like that? HUH? DO YA?"
"NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!"

That would be awkward.

#12 - On 01/01/2013 at 1:31pm by ollie179

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You live with Golem???

#2 - On 01/01/2013 at 1:27pm by heythere131630

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