Post-it time

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 18:00

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Today, I share a room with a person who masturbates noisily every morning at 5 a.m. like clockwork. Only I can't really say anything, because she's literally deaf. I wish she could hear herself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Write her a note? Good thing I have an advanced degree so I could come up with such an original, brilliant solution.

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Anderling 32

I don’t think anyone’s winning, here. You could ask her to pick a different time, maybe? She can’t help being loud, but she *can* pick a moment when you can turn on some music to drown it out instead of getting woken up.

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Anderling 32

I don’t think anyone’s winning, here. You could ask her to pick a different time, maybe? She can’t help being loud, but she *can* pick a moment when you can turn on some music to drown it out instead of getting woken up.

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RichardPencil 30

Write her a note? Good thing I have an advanced degree so I could come up with such an original, brilliant solution.

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Will Lawrence 3

write her a effin note that says I can hear you... her shock and uncomfortability will cause a change

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