Wanker and Intimacy: MY EARS! MY EARS!

MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:31

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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raphael1123 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:41

Next time reply saying, "No, I don't like it," when he asks himself

mosquito19 14

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:46

he was talking to his hand puppet Jennifer Lopez

Born2die 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:05

Right hand man

Swag12345678910 2

Saturday 5 January 2013 3:48

My Wang needs to be leashed

BlackPhenom 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:05

Funniest FML ever. you win.

skylersilcon 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 14:51

You should start masturbating in your room & see who can scream the loudest! :O

no_lungs 16

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:06

Dude, you're the weird one for staying there and listening to him going "HAM" on himself..

hola147 3

Monday 7 January 2013 13:21

.....Aaaaand Boom Goes The Dynamite

winkiwinki 7

Wednesday 9 January 2013 12:14

Disgusting ! ! !

icepick23 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 21:13

Record it, then play it very loudly next time he has friends over

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