ZombieSnoopy

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About Zombiesnoopy
And it's hard to learn And it's hard to love When you're giving me such sweet nothing Sweet nothing, sweet nothing You're giving me such sweet nothing
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • The return of the thumb

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    1%
  • Happy ending

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • 42

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

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    76%
  • 50 favorites

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    42%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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    22%
  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Socialite

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Zombiesnoopy's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States
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By maddiecat / Tuesday 8 January 2013 05:34 / United States - Saint Louis
By legitweirdo / Tuesday 8 January 2013 04:16 / United States - Brooklyn