By Anonymous - 10/6/2021 06:01 TMI FML Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML I agree, your life sucks 768 You deserved it 339 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/5/2021 10:01 - United States - Bettendorf Weird family Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML I agree, your life sucks 937 You deserved it 77 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jean Chretien Lookalike - 23/4/2021 02:04 News to me Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML I agree, your life sucks 752 You deserved it 67 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Casey - 18/3/2021 11:01 I'm not a monster, I'm a human being Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML I agree, your life sucks 882 You deserved it 89 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/3/2021 14:30 - United States - Alexandria Thanks guys Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML I agree, your life sucks 726 You deserved it 135 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LeaveMeAlone - 23/2/2021 22:56 Get out of there, fast Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML I agree, your life sucks 1576 You deserved it 107 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By What an ass - 23/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Check this out! Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 709 You deserved it 1107 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 23:01 Blast from the past Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 868 You deserved it 201 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LAME - United States Classy Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 41750 You deserved it 12507 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I’ve been married for 8 days and I haven’t had sex with my wife since then. I’m 24 and she’s 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, it's my birthday and I’m getting more happy birthday wishes from spam emails than actual people. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 You deserved it 5 0 Comments
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our... I agree, your life sucks 311 You deserved it 78 7 Comments
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality".... I agree, your life sucks 745 You deserved it 199 6 Comments