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Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.

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I love FML comments. Dump him or beat him up

Don't forget to sue!

Sshhh 23, don't pick on the Americans.

maybe he was jerking off while watching some porn on his cellphone and the pornstar name is the same as OPs lol

maybe I missed it but I did not see anywhere that said the gender of op or their roommate.

Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

Yes, or otherwise calling for you. maybe he forgot to take a towel, or the lights turned off or something? stop flattering yourself!

And even if it were sexual, there are people in the world who have the same name as OP. Shocking, I know. If OP's name is common their roommate could easily have been moaning about someone with the same name.

but, but... OPs name is "Idontwanttoknow" I've never met anyone else with that name before.

Dont be in denial guys. What it looks like is usually whats going on. You remind me of those people who stay with their cheating spouses because they believe they'll change.

@#41 Well 'starflyer59'... Guess your parents blessed you with a unique name too.

42, nope, just not the type to jump to conclusions.

Or maybe OP has a common name

It may be worse than their head.. the roommate may have gotten soap in their eye. THE HORROR. OP YOU MONSTER.

Maybe they had back pain

You should just ask them why they were doing that but it's pretty funny still

I would moan their name back. Make it personal.

Lol! The roommate was probably trying to be funny. They should've stood at the bathroom door and started moaning their name back. That's what I would've done.

Or snuck into the bathroom and whispered next to the shower "Yessss?"

Since it never was funny in the first place Backpains

Could this be Single White Female part2?

Not to many people are old enough to know about that movie

It's possible s/he was moaning about someone else. You're probably not the oly one with that name...

It's possible, but the OP's name is Lintexesmian.

Lintexesmian? No way! That's my name too!

Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.

Please don't say that! My nephews nicknamed Mickey!

That song could work for a few different names - Nikki, Ricky, Bob.. Alright maybe not that last one lol

maybe his mind wasn't the only thing Mickey was blowing in there

#25 Just change it to Bobby.

everything always has to be about you. selfish.

Your username is a fail. I'm pretty sure you meant satan (as in the devil), not satin (as in the fabric)

Ooh, are we changing people's usernames now? This is gonna be fun... #32: I hereby rename you hollyjinxjack.

#45- Oh-oh-oh, my turn! I rename you chasmspasm.

#48: FuckdHardMa

#52, Cleogasm - for that royal satisfaction.

I shall dub thee the great and mighty Wolowizard

Well op , is your name common ? Maybe your roommate was thinking of someone with the same name as you..you can hope so anyway...

59, your new username is RudeHijackerWayToRuinAGoodThread.

#56, you are now TheSensibleDriver, cos you know, you have no road rage.

We're not supposed to go full circle!

But if we do does that mean this thread is like a Möbius strip and its a fixed point in time that never ends?! In that case take the red pill...

#48 GeoPrizm- Takes all day to get there.

actually I did mean it as in the fabric. nice try though silly person.

#9/#123: I just thought you got the 'a' and the 't' backwards :S

Sleep with your back against the wall and a bat next to your bed, don't want any unwanted cavity penetrations anywhere...