By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States
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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States
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Show it anywayI love FML comments. Dump him or beat him up
Don't forget to sue!
Sshhh 23, don't pick on the Americans.
maybe he was jerking off while watching some **** on his cellphone and the pornstar name is the same as OPs lol
maybe I missed it but I did not see anywhere that said the gender of op or their roommate.
Back pain
Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?
Yes, or otherwise calling for you. maybe he forgot to take a towel, or the lights turned off or something? stop flattering yourself!
but, but... OPs name is "Idontwanttoknow" I've never met anyone else with that name before.
@#41 Well 'starflyer59'... Guess your parents blessed you with a unique name too.
Or maybe OP has a common name
It may be worse than their head.. the roommate may have gotten soap in their eye. THE HORROR. OP YOU MONSTER.
You should just ask them why they were doing that but it's pretty funny still
I would moan their name back. Make it personal.
Lol! The roommate was probably trying to be funny. They should've stood at the bathroom door and started moaning their name back. That's what I would've done.
Or snuck into the bathroom and whispered next to the shower "Yessss?"
Since it never was funny in the first place Backpains
Not to many people are old enough to know about that movie
It's possible s/he was moaning about someone else. You're probably not the oly one with that name...
It's possible, but the OP's name is Lintexesmian.
Lintexesmian? No way! That's my name too!
Subtle
Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.
That song could work for a few different names - Nikki, Ricky, Bob.. Alright maybe not that last one lol
maybe his mind wasn't the only thing Mickey was blowing in there
#25 Just change it to Bobby.
everything always has to be about you. selfish.
Your username is a fail. I'm pretty sure you meant satan (as in the devil), not satin (as in the fabric)
Ooh, are we changing people's usernames now? This is gonna be fun... #32: I hereby rename you hollyjinxjack.
#45- Oh-oh-oh, my turn! I rename you chasmspasm.
#48: FuckdHardMa
Well op , is your name common ? Maybe your roommate was thinking of someone with the same name as you..you can hope so anyway...
59, your new username is RudeHijackerWayToRuinAGoodThread.
We're not supposed to go full circle!
#52- You win.
#48 GeoPrizm- Takes all day to get there.
actually I did mean it as in the fabric. nice try though silly person.
#9/#123: I just thought you got the 'a' and the 't' backwards :S
man or woman
Keywords
Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?
Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.