Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2012 at 1:29am / Europe / Intimacy

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  • Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

    #1 - On 08/10/2012 at 9:59am by misspulkadot24

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  • Sex burns fat; problem solved?

    #7 - On 08/10/2012 at 10:04am by Wambachuki

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