Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
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Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Soon as I saw phones being pulled out is when I go get staff to boot that family out.
Marcella1016 32
Wtf?? Dang as a society we need so much stimulation that we need to watch videos while in movies?! Feels like a remix on that old Xzibit quote making fun of Pimp My Ride - “YO, I heard you like movies! So I put a movie in your movie so you can watch a movie while you movie!” I swear social media has given this entire nation ADD lol
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Marcella1016 32
Wtf?? Dang as a society we need so much stimulation that we need to watch videos while in movies?! Feels like a remix on that old Xzibit quote making fun of Pimp My Ride - “YO, I heard you like movies! So I put a movie in your movie so you can watch a movie while you movie!” I swear social media has given this entire nation ADD lol
TwoBytesCarley 27
Soon as I saw phones being pulled out is when I go get staff to boot that family out.
slhiggx 17
My boyfriend and I went a couple weekends ago. We both fell asleep during since we were so tired, due to work (haha). So I kind of know the feeling. Chin up mate
RichardPencil 32
At least they preserved the experience of watching the original "Ghostbusters" without being slimed by the derivative crap.
ronathan 2
you have no excuse. could have waites for it to come out on laser disc like an adult.
mike3775 39
The last movie I saw in the theater was Wonder Woman. The theater experience ended any appeal for me. If I want to walk on sticky floors, smell funny smells, see trash everywhere, have food remnants under the seats, I will just go visit my son who lives with two roommates.
randybryant799 21
I hate that crap. What is wrong with people??
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
and yet you sat through the entire movie and did absolutely nothing to shut them up? then you my friend, have zero right to bitch and moan, so stfu!!