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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

83%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

12%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

70%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

31%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%

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Verkaderk's favorite FMLs

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anony - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 13:49 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fireguy92 - / Friday 1 February 2013 04:39 / United States - Dewitt

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By frozensolid - / Thursday 24 January 2013 21:25 / Canada - Winnipeg

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Beginner

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

Mobility

Consolation prize

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

YDI Master

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

One more and it's business time