By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
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Did you tag him back??

That's when you throw your shoe at his face and yell "NO TAG BACKS!" D:

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Well.....how was his form? Did he folloe through?

Yeaaa....posting from a phone isn't exactly conducive to avoiding typos

iPhones are the spawn of satan.

FML is the most bipolar site on the web! One moment all commenters are getting thumbed up for correcting grammar and spelling and the next time everyone turns against them! You cannot win D:

When it's something like what you did, no one should be correcting you. Any intelligent person could see that you meant "follow", considering you had an "e". It's just one letter away on the keypad. It's good you reread it and saw it. Next time, do that before you hit send and no one would be any wiser. Either way, I'm glad no one jumped on you about it.

OP atleast he didn't say "keep your eye on the ball" and then proceeded with hitting you in the balls

49- It's also because he/she didn't try to douche their way out like most who get corrected

-68, honestly? Must you really succumb to the douchebagness in yourself? Typing on a phone using this app is incredibly frustrating. You mistype alot.

How would you know what I do?

And sadly your lesson will never be remembered by that boy. Oh well, time for BBQ!

Well he could go by the kids lesson and hit him back.

Did you tag him back??

I would've tagged him back in the face

At least he was enthusiastic about playing

He prolly recalled that one piñata party and thought u were gonna explode with candy.

No it felt good

It probably tickled

Ok I was being sarcastic

Then you forgot to turn on your sarcasm font.. Duh.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Welcome to this generation. Where the phones are smarter than the people!

Kid's got a good tag strategy at least.

That's when you throw your shoe at his face and yell "NO TAG BACKS!" D:

You didn't spell boulder correct.

That's when you push him down and run away yelling nooooo your it!

The kid has a bat in his hands.